Entries Tagged as 'trashtalk'

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Worst Game EVER!

On the whole the level of play from Season 9 was better than in years past. This game more than makes up for anything the looks remotely like competitive basketball and really shows the heights that the glorious AFBL is capable of. Two teams filled with “talent” play a game to 16. This seems simple [...]

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Ballzman Sells Out

AFBL has been cruising along with some great turnout numbers. The most shocking development so far this year has been the influx of actual basketball footwear on previous skate shoe wearing art fags. Ben Jones has basketball sneakers now, and now the Ballzman has donned some fancy addidas kicks. I never thought he’d stray from [...]

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Jumbo Mumbo

So what if this has nothing to do with art or basketball? Sniveling little maggots like you wouldn’t even be able to enjoy blogs or basketball if it weren’t for the greatest country on earth, right coach? Click on the image to enjoy Mr. Ditka’s pertinent insights from his five good minutes on [...]

Monday, January 15th, 2007

Week 10-I think

Bloggers block. Man, what a conundrum. One time after a game President Freeborn asked me, “what are you going to write about? Nothing happened in there.” I was younger then, more cock sure of myself, it was in the mid-eighties when blogging was still new and cocaine was king. As [...]

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

what does the outside world think ?

so goood.
there’s a youtube video of joe rose shooting a jumper . search “afbl” .
one of the comments is :
“nice jerseys, its obviously a very organized league. And i love how that guy that shot it is wearin loafers to play basektball. and the defensive effort by the man in the white shirt is second [...]

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

non art-related b-ball musings…

i miss jay ! where are his ribald zingers ??? where’s he gone ?
i just thought i stop painting to mention a few things , inspired by this disgusting showing up in NYC where the boys in black are down 20 to the grossest team ever.
thing one : the way steve mix says the word [...]

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

Chuckers Doctrine

KRAMER: Wide open, I was wide open underneath! I had three inches on that
guy. You two were hogging the ball.
 
GEORGE: Me? It wasn’t me I never even saw the ball. All you do is dribble.
 
JERRY: I have to dribble, if I give it to you, you just shoot. You’re a
chucker.
 
GEORGE: Oh I’m a chucker.
 
JERRY: That’s [...]

Friday, December 15th, 2006

OH SNAP ! how did HE get in on this….

well, since there’s a serious lack of the “A” in AFBL lately , john has given me permission to spout occassionally as the resident art expert. if i find good art or good artists that i think folks might be into , i’ll give you all a holler about it .
for example : did you [...]

Monday, November 20th, 2006

Week 5-What it Means to be an AFer

So. This actually happened on Saturday at McCall School.
One Team won two games in a row. Before I continue, how would you guys feel about naming each team? It would make this a lot easier for me. You see I have to describe a team as, “One Team” and a different [...]

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

the time is near

Week 1 set the stage. Now, we have to bring the real stuff in Week 2. I’ve been drinking a lot of hot chocolate in preparation for Saturday’s games. What does hot chocolate do, you ask? I’m not 100% sure, but we’ll find out soon enough. Jay and I didn’t get our head to head [...]